Recreator (2012)

By | 2012-09-04

This is a strange one. Watching this movie is like trying to take your eyes off an accident.

Three teenagers go camping. They find a large mysterious empty house and help themselves to the washroom. Their sewage ends up contaminating the ooze from an old secret experiment out back, that causes anyone that dumps in this house’s toilet to be cloned from the mud in the back yard. Ya that is a spoiler, but like I said, if you decide to waste your time watching this movie, you’ll be cursed to want to see what boring ridiculous nonsense happens next.

Cinematography wise this movie is really well done. And the acting is horrid. These no-bodies must have been hired from the early stages of an acting class. They are never scared, never excited, never concerned, and often look like they will fall a sleep. In fact the lead girl looks stoned the whole shoot, both the “real” character and the clone. Someone get her some tape to hold her eye lids open!

Watch at your own risk. And don’t crap in a strangers toilet while camping.

4/10

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