The Switch (2010)

By | 2011-05-29

It’s your typical Jennifer Aniston movie; kinda cute, kinda funny, an okay watch, nothing fantastic, slightly emotional at times, yadda, yadda.

A very pretty single woman wants a child but can’t find the right man.  Ya that happens all the time.  Pretty single women are always having trouble finding men to make them a baby, especially in NYC.  Happens all the time.  So far it’s totally believeable.  So she picks a really weird and ackward guy to be the doner.  Again, totally believeable, she can’t find a guy to marry, so she settles for a semi-cute married weirdo’s baby seed.  Then her best friend substitutes his sperm for the doner’s while drunk.  Cause all women looking to do themselves with a turkey baster leave cold sperm on the edge of their bathroom sink during a party.  He’s so drunk he can’t remember doing it.  Again, happens all the time, a guy is so drunk he forgets what he does, but has no problem staying awake long enough to jerk off into a pill bottle and carefully put it back so no one notices.

Wow this sounds a lot lamer than when I watched it.  So believe it or not, they actually managed to make this incredibly bad sounding movie actually watchable and reasonably tolerable.  Hard to believe!

6/10

 

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