The Rite (2011)

By | 2011-08-06

The Rite kinda sucks tit.  Slow, boring, and the only scary thing is maybe the artwork on the disk container.

It’s the story of a emotionally crippled younf man with parent issues, you is too weak willed to live his own life, so he becomes a priest to make his weird father happy.  The Church realizes he has no faith at all so they train him to become a exorcist.  Totally makes sense, doesn’t it?

That is the whole plot.  And of course you add some crazy women that puke a few nails, cause that’s what real possessed people do, not pea soap.

The only thought provoking issue in this movie is why Anthony Hopkins would want to be associated with this shallow and weak film.

4/10

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