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Puncture (2011)

The only draw to the movie initially for me was Chris Evans. In the end, it was still the only reason I watched it. It’s quite a dark and gloomy tale. Apparently based on a real story of a lawyer that struggles with his own drug addiction, and righting a wrong in the US medical supply industry.

There is absolutely nothing fun or uplifting about this. It’s sad and depressing throughout. You don’t watch this type of movie for escapism. The story is slow to get going, but becomes interesting and holds your attention till the end.

I haven’t researched and confirmed the authenticity of the story this movie portrays, but if it is at least loosely true, it is educational (if nothing else) on the abuses that occurs in big business, when money is more important that life.

6/10

Chronicle (2012)

The chronicles of 3 friends that develop super hero like powers.

I wasn’t expecting the entire movie to be shot in the jerky-annoying-handycam Blair Witch Project style. As the movie progresses, it becomes less annoying, and the cinematography starts to show a little more professionalism. Not a lot, but some. The first part of the movie comes across very low budget and poorly done. But we later discover that the special effects are not scrimped on, but rather well done.

The quality of the initial part of the movie is quite bad, so you have to stick it out and wait for it to improve. If you appreciate this type of movie, ride out the crappy first 15 minutes or so, and you may just end up enjoying it.

One of the nice things about this flic is that it isn’t the traditional Hollywood cookie-cutter crap. It’s basically a cast of no-bodies, but they are pretty decent actors in the end.

8/10

Underworld Awakening (2012)

It’s been 9 years since the original Underworld movie, and Kate Beckinsale still looks as hot as ever in her black leather jump suit.

Assuming you are already familiar with the premise, Awakening is the 4th movie in this series. Let’s hope it is the last, as it’s a dying a slow painful death. Unfortunately, much like a vampire, I’m afraid it might keep coming back to life, worse-for-wear each time. This is by far the worst Underworld sequel yet. Calling it disappointing is an understatement. They couldn’t even find enough crappy footage to edit together a full hour and a half. Not that we’d want this half hearted crap-piece to be any longer.

It’s basically a one woman shoot. Kate is on camera almost all the time we aren’t seeing some CGI jumping around. The cast is almost entirely extras and nobodies, accept for two standouts; Theo James and Charles Dance. Theo had few lines, but had great stage presence. They made it appear like he’d end up taking the male lead, however, no one takes the male lead here, just a bunch of guys with a few lines here and there. And Charles Dance is an amazing actor. They didn’t take advantage of him in the least. I think he may have been on screen for a total of 2 minutes, and they made him out to be a wuss.

The movie spends the whole time teasing us with the appearance of Scott Speedman as Michael, but that never happens, they obviously couldn’t get him for the movie. So instead they talk about and search for his character the whole time, and even show him frozen in the tube.

The writing, the plot, the use of actors, this whole Underworld episode sucks!

4/10

Windy Last Night in Winnipeg

Looks like it was a bit windy last night in St. James, Winnipeg. We ended up with someone’s metal yard shed in our neighbourhood city park.

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Winnipeg Police Run 2012 Abuse

The Winnipeg Police Run fund raiser took place yesterday, May 6, 2012.

For some bizarre and unknown reason to us, The Police Run is detoured off Portage Avenue onto our street. Our street is a private non-thoroughfare crescent, with only 2 entrances, both off of Portage Avenue and both blocked on an annual basic by the City of Winnipeg and the Winnipeg Police department for their own fund raiser event.

And as it happens every year, we – the local home owners on Assiniboine Crescent – are abused by the people that work the event. Meaning the civilian volunteers and the Winnipeg Police. What do I mean by abuse? Harass and refuse access to the local home owners when we try to gain entrance and exit to our neighbourhood during this event.

Last year I was verbally abused and threatened at length by a civilian volunteer when I tried to gain exit to Portage Avenue with my car, until a police officer came over to join in the verbal abuse and treat me like I’m doing something wrong. When I wouldn’t back down, he finally yelled at the volunteer to let me pass when there was a break in the traffic. The volunteer said to the officer I didn’t think I had to allow anyone to pass. And the officer said, let the cars through when there is a break in the runners. But this was only after he was also verbally abusive and rude to me. Meanwhile there was a long line up behind me of other local home owners from my street, also waiting for exit.

This year when we attempted to leave our street during the event, there was no one working the intersection. It was partially blocked, and there were both police and volunteers a short distance away, they looked at us and ignored us. So we fended for ourselves, looked for runners and made our exit. Other than the complete disregard for us waiting there at first for some attention, so they could do their job of looking out for the runner’s safety, it was only a minor annoyance. But we couldn’t help but shake our heads at the disinterest in us and for the runners safety of us having to watch for traffic and runners ourselves.

On our return we had the complete opposite situation. There was a Winnipeg Police Cadet, cadet badge C55 to be exact, that blocked the intersection and tried to waved us away, no questions asked. At this point there were minimal runners passing when we arrived. We pointed out to him we live on the street. He said he didn’t care, he instructed us to turn around and leave. He suggested we park the car somewhere on the other side of Portage Avenue and walk home. We said we would not walk home several blocks, when there was no reason to refuse local home owners access. We pointed out there isn’t even any runners blocking our path, only him. We insisted he allow us entrance to our street as we needed to return home. He became rude, and threatened to take some sort of action if we didn’t leave. We refused to leave, there were no runners and we wanted access to our home. He threatened to call a Police Supervisor. We encouraged him to call the supervisor! He yelled at us to park somewhere else and wait till the Police Supervisor arrived. Mean while one of our neighbours was pulling into the intersection making an exit. We asked the cadet if he was going to refuse our neighbour (that lives 3 doors down from us) to exit the street. He was completely dumbfounded and had nothing to say. He finally gave in and let us go through.

Later when my partner left home to go to work, still during this event, he was stopped by a supervisor for a conversation, which was at first aggressive and confrontational. My partner asked if he stopped him to have yet another argument about the situation. He said begrudgingly that he wanted to apologise. I wasn’t at this last exchange, but it seems to me like a poor way to make an apology for the cadet’s behaviour. I’m told they were also now restructuring the access to our street and re-routing the runners. Obviously someone was finally thinking the situation through.

We live on a closed private crescent, with only two entrances. Why is this event re-routed off of a main thoroughfare (Portage Ave.) onto our street and make use of both our private street’s intersections? Why can’t it stay on Portage Avenue? Next, why is our crescent being completely blocked? This is a fund raiser, not a murder investigation, fire or disaster. What right does the City of Winnipeg or the Winnipeg Police Department have to block complete access to local tax paying home owners? Compare this to Wellington Crescent being blocked to all BUT local home owners on Sundays for a bike and walking path. The home owners on our street were not asked for our agreement to be put-out by this or any other fund raising event. If the City wants to block or limit street access, then do so on a multilane highway and stay out of the crescents and private residential streets, or at least seek the home owners majority approval.

Now let’s discuss the abuse. Why aren’t the police and the civilian volunteers working this event being educated on what they should and should not be doing and saying? Make an effort to properly train them on how they should be treating people around the event, and affected by the event. This is a fund raiser, not a criminal investigation! Both the City of Winnipeg, and the Winnipeg Police Department, should be ashamed of themselves for the way people like us on Assiniboine Crescent get treated every single year during the Winnipeg Police Run.

So what would we like to see different? Take your fund raiser off our street! And treat people with at least some sort of respect during your fund raiser!

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This Means War (2012)

I was under the mistaken impression that “This Means War” was an action/comedy, somewhere along the lines of a Mr & Mrs Smith. In fact it’s a chic-flic.

It’s a romantic comedy that poses as a pseudo action movie to get us guys interested. But it’s a goofy, sappy, love story comedy. Yes the action scenes are fast moving and well done for what they are. But it’s all tongue in cheek action, with lots of editing cuts so it’s hard to tell what’s happening, it’s not exciting action.

This movie is what a women uses to get a guy to watch a movie she might like, a fantasy where two guys are fighting over her. Young women love a movie where men fight over the girl. If you were to make one guy a vampire and the other a werewolf…well we all know what we have here, don’t we? It’s cookie cutter movie making.

There won’t be too many guys that will watch this and be glad they did when it’s done. Young women will love it, men of any age will wish they watched something else.

5/10

Transformer Prime GPS Extender Kit

Asus recently offered a GPS enhancement add-on device to Transformer Prime TF201 owners in some countries. Apparently the GPS feature was advertised in some countries, and it was implemented poorly when the device was engineered. Some owners claimed they had some GPS capability, I on the other hand had no luck at all getting mine to find satellites.

I heard about this GPS add-on device through the media. Asus did not seem to make an effort to contact registered owners. I suppose it’s cheaper that way, yet gets them off the hook for liability by mentioning it in a press release.

You can request one here. I was checking their website each day and the status never updated from waiting for approval till the day it showed up at my door.

Here is what you get:

Package

It plugs into the main universal charging dock connector:

Connector

You have to remove 2 rubber plugs on the bottom edge of the tablet:

Remove Plugs

Here it is installed:

Installed

And here is a poor one handed camera phone pic of me showing it actually works outdoors:

GPS Outside

It’s by no means a tiny add-on device. I was expecting something a lot smaller. But there is a lock switch to keep it in place, and it attaches securely.

Mission Impossible 4 – Ghost Protocol (2011)

MI4, 5, 6, whatever. I lost track or stopped caring much about the Tom Cruise Mission Impossible movies with the disappointment of MI2.

I think anyone that has been a Tom Cruise fan, or a Mission Impossible fan, loved the first one. For me, all sequels since have been very forgettable. There is nothing in particular wrong with MI4, the action sequences are good, the special effects are good, the acting is good. It’s just overall incredibly…blah. Other than the occasional action scene it’s rather predictable and boring. It’s cookie cutter movie making and it doesn’t do anything for me.

I used to be a big Tom Cruise fan. Now I’d rather see some other actor in any movie he stars in, because it’s annoying how exactly the same he is in every single movie he makes. It’s like he plays himself; arrogant, over confident, and either grinning way to much or brooding. He seems to no longer have a personality in between. And what’s with the trademark running scene where he has cartoon Karate hands? Does he really think he can run faster that way? Or does he think we are so dumb that we will think he’s running faster that way? My guess is he thinks we are that dumb.

MI4 is a decent movie as high budget big star movies go. If that’s all it takes to get you off, watch it. And be prepared to shrug your shoulders after and say, “Meh, it was okay…I guess.”

If Tom Cruise ever came out of the closet, I’d give him a better review!

6/10

Blackberry Playbook Update 2.0.1.358

Yesterday I updated my Playbook from the big OS 2.0 install we waited so long for to the first update since, 2.0.1.358.

Reportedly this update was intended to fix bugs and allow Android apps to run better, and have no noticeable new features. The only change I’ve seen is it no longer works as well as it did before. I have two wireless access points in my home, one it still work on, the other it will not. It used to work fine with both till this useless update. It connects but network apps will not work consistently from the 2nd Wi-Fi AP. And yes, my Android tablet and other devices still work great on the access point that the Playbook has new issues with.

Good job Blackberry! I already rarely use my beloved Playbook since it hasn’t been as useful as the Android tablet (Asus Transformer Prime) I purchased soon after your troubled Playbook. And now when I want to use the Playbook, it’s even less useful, as it is now an unconnected tablet. We all need one of them, don’t we?!

Our Idiot Brother (2011)

The lead in Our Idiot Brother is a really dumb hippie, like there is any other kind. A comedy of a stereotypical hippie (dumb as a bag of hammers) who inadvertently helps his sisters to solve some issues in their lives.

That’s it, that’s the entire plot. But through some very smart writing, this movie is much better than expected. Let’s face it, watching a dumb hippie is like driving past a car crash, it’s hard to take your eyes off, because everything about it is so surreal and extreme. But unlike a car crash you’ll grin a good part of the way through.

7/10

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