Vanishing on 7th Street (2009)

By | 2011-12-31

I now know why I never heard of this movie till now.  It’s incredibly poor and boring.  It’s basically a wannabe Twilight Zone episode to be forgotten.  It really isn’t even good enough to be a bad Twilight Zone episode.

The cast is literally a handfull of people.  All of which get killed off except for 2 forgettable children.  With no explaination as to why people are disappearing, where they go, or why it seems to end at the end of the show.  And in the mean time it drags on and on at an unbearable slow rate with little to nothing happening in the storey.  You will be hoping the paper cutout shadow people get them by the end of this dog.  The shadow people actually look like the outline of the universal symbol for a man on a washroom door in many of the scenes if you can believe it.

A movie is supposed to tell a story, not be a mystery in and of itself.  Yes I spoiled the plot for you, but better I do that than you waste your time like I did mine.  I’m doing you a favour.

2/10

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