A British adventurer, his son, and a film crew walk into a bar…I mean discover a secret part of Africa where dinosaurs still exist. My review starts out like it might be a joke, but the jokes on you if you watch this movie, as it’s really bad! You’ll be groaning by the end cause… Read More »

If you are planning to see this movie, you are already familiar with the franchise and the plot. It’s the exact same Men in Black plot as the last 4 flicks in the series. They aren’t so much sequels as they are remakes of themselves with the same characters. Nothing new here since the first… Read More »

A young girl who is a mathematical genius, is kidnapped by the mob to memorize codes and debts. She becomes the interest of another competing mob and dirty police. A suicidal boxer known as the Garbage-Man is our hero, and decides to save her from all these bad people. Lots of fight scenes, gun fire… Read More »

A reasonably well done spy-verses-spy action/drama that stars the hottie Henry Cavill from Immortals and soon to be the new Superman. We also have the excellent actors Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver. There is a story, nice scenery, considerable action, gun fire, car chases, spilt blood, a little shirtless muscle, some attitude, your typical entertaining… Read More »

This is a strange one. Watching this movie is like trying to take your eyes off an accident. Three teenagers go camping. They find a large mysterious empty house and help themselves to the washroom. Their sewage ends up contaminating the ooze from an old secret experiment out back, that causes anyone that dumps in… Read More »

A Tim Burton’s comedy about a dim-witted vampire that is resurrected in the 70’s after 200 years. Done is the typical Tim Burton’s style, but definitely lacking the sharp whit and spark of a classic like Edward Scissor Hands. It’s beautiful to watch and expertly done, and completely dull. 6/10

The Avengers the movie, is a mishmash grouping of Marvel super-heroes. It’s disappointingly busy. Busy in the sense that we have far too many “heroes” being focused on. So many that the character building can’t occur properly, even in the 2 1/2 hours of screen time. Add to that disappointment, they turned Ironman into a… Read More »

A spoiled rich girl decides to do a geek a favour and give him a make-over so he can get a girl, only to fall for him herself. Yawn…old story. Yawn…poorly implemented. Yawn..simply boring. Professionally made, but too cute, perfect and overly lame. 4/10

A vain self absorbed rich high school student (Alex Pettyfer) is turned into an ugly duckling by a teenage witch (played badly by Mary-Kate Olsen.) A good basic plot, with juvenile writing that tries too hard to be trendy, and a story that moves along far to quickly in an attempt to get the whole… Read More »

A factionary account of the disturbing last days of Edgar Allan Poe’s life. John Cusack plays Poe very well. I enjoy John Cusack in most roles he plays. To say to much about this film would be to spoil it. If you are a fan of Edgar Allan Poe, John Cusack, and/or aggressive and suspenseful… Read More »