The Adventures of Tin Tin (2011)

I have fond memories of Tin Tin comics and cartoons from when I was little. I certainly will not have fond memories of this horrible movie. The Adventures of Tin Tin is incredibly boring. And the characters oversized swollen heads and hands was distracting at best. I haven’t researched the tech behind this movie. But… Read More »

Twelve (2010)

Chance Crawford (of Gossip Girl) plays a young drug dealer with emotional and social issues. Twelve is a dark and mildly disturbing ride in White Mike’s life, as he and his friends slide down hill to even darker depths. It’s an interesting story, on the dark and depressing side of life. Reasonably well done. Chance… Read More »

Immortals (2011)

Immortals is a Greek myth period piece. I found that they didn’t give preferential treatment to any one lead character; the hero, the villain, or the hero’s girlfriend to be. Usually that’s a sign of a story that never works for the audience. In this case it didn’t matter. The movie is riveting even though… Read More »

Sinbad and the Minotaur (2011)

Poor Sinbad must be rolling in his grave (if he ever was a real person that is) cause this Sinbad adventure movie is ridiculously bad. If a high school theatre group was given a budget that allowed them to make a movie, and add some really bad special effects, this is what you would get.… Read More »

Three Musketeers (2011)

I’ve seen many versions of The Three Musketeers in my lifetime. But this is the first where some characters had Middle Age “James Bond” style gadgets or fought like Ninjas. The Three Musketeers in all movie versions had “James Bond” style luck and above average skills. After all they are our heroes. But they went… Read More »

Bad Teacher (2011)

Cameron Diaz stars as a ladder climbing, back stabbing, wallet snagging, short sighted, opportunistic pretty woman. Who is teaching till she manages to snag up the next half witted guy with some money. While we watch she matures enough to see yourself for who she is, drops some expectations and settles for a run-of-the-mill nice… Read More »

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011)

I enjoy a good vampire/werewolf movie. Once again, I did not find that experience here in the Twilight series. In fact they are getting worse, if that is even possible. Every character is sad, depressed and brooding, as per usual in this saga, accept for Taylor Lautner who plays Jake. In fact he is the… Read More »

In Time (2011)

In Time has a pretty interesting plot. What if the economy revolved around the trading of time left to live, instead of standard currency. Other than that, there is very little Sci-Fi like about this movie, unless you include the Bat-mobile turbine sound that all the cars make. Though there is a huge oddity. You… Read More »

The Howling Reborn (2011)

The star of this werewolf tragedy is now one of the characters on the Sci-Fi TV series Terra Nova, Landon Liboiron. A reasonably good actor, but starring in a really bad movie. But you have to start somewhere. It’s a shame that this piece of crap shares the same name as the original Howling movie.… Read More »

Burlesque (2010)

This movie reminds me of the Ocean Eleven movies of the past few years. The remakes, not the originals. In the sense that it is a very obvious promotional vehicle for select celebrities, primarily Cher and Christina Aguilera, but a few others you will recognize. But regardless of that, it’s a very entertaining movie overall.… Read More »

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