Centurion (2010)

Dull, boring, gory.  The story of the fate of a failed and defeated Roman legion.  The action scenes contain little entertaining battles, and focus on the beheading, impaling, and blood spurting.  Too bad they didn’t put as much effort into the battle scenes as they did in the gore and shock factor of the deaths.  No… Read More »

Sex in the City 2 (2010)

This movie is somewhere between boring and painful.  And it’s long at 2 hours and 20 minutes.  Compared to the series, the writing is embarrassingly poor.  What were they thinking?!  I’m thinking if there is a god, there won’t be a Bored in the City 3. 4/10

The Lost Tribe (2009)

Lame, low budget and full of inconsistencies.  Five people get marooned on an uncharted island that is inhabited by a dozen mutant cavemen with superhuman strength.  They seem to speak a language that sounds like Latin, can jump a hundred feet in the air, and leap at least the same distance at a time, like to eat… Read More »

IMAX: Hubble 3D (2010)

It’s a documentary, it’s big, it’s space, it’s 3D, it’s Imax.  If you like anything to do with outer-space, and you enjoy 3D, you will love this.  Excellent videography and computer animation in 3D. 10/10 (all things considered)

Battle for Terra (2007)

A CGI animated story with a familiar general plot.  The last remains of the people from a dead and ravaged Earth (the US military of course, who else would it be) are in quest for a new planet to Terra-form.  They find a planet inhabited by a peaceful race, and decide to wipe the peaceful people out… Read More »

Fame (2009)

An obvious remake to the original movie and TV series by the same name.  But in my opinion, lacking the energy and heart of the original.  It’s a good remake, not terrible, but certainly not great.  It’s watch-able if this floats your boat.  But I wouldn’t care to see it again at any point.  If… Read More »

Delgo (2008)

A CGI Computer Generated animated film.  An epic fantasy tale of an old predictable storey line.  Two kids from the opposite sides of the track fall in love and their people go to war over this.  And of course the villains take advantage of the situation.  This version takes place in a fantasy world where our lovers are… Read More »

Operation Endgame (2010)

What the hell is this piece of crap movie?!  How did it even make it to market? This is apparently a spy comedy.  It goes way beyond being needlessly violent.  It’s extreme senseless graphic horrific violence, with no plot what so ever.  With a little bit of comedy thrown in.  It has production values of… Read More »

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